Here's the list of gifts for firstname.lastname@example.org, last updated on December 06, 2017.
Home Depot or Lowes Gift Cards
Available at: Home Depot & Lowes
If I know my wife, she will surely be making me spend every day off (for the next 10 years) working on our new house. I am going to be needing some gift cards.
Available at: amazon the god of all shopping sites
The wifey says I'm too "soft in the middle." She said it's from a song from Simon or something. Any-hoo. Here: https://www.amazon.com/Reehut-Gymnastic-Adjustable-Straps-Buckles/dp/B01KHPSXJM/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1512602139&sr=8-4&keywords=gym+rings That's the longest link for a simple product ever!
Baseball 3/4 Sleeve Shirts
Available at: Amazon.com
I like to go as casual as casual can be. This way when I bother to put on a collared shirt everyone's like "Wow! You clean up well." And I'm like that's right I do. I'm a big fan of colorful clothes, so if you're thinking I'll be embarrassed with purple, then think again! Play Ball!
Abandoned America! (it's a picture book)
Available at: Amazon, as always
America is a land filled with relics, and no, I'm not talking about those politicians in D.C. Hey-O! (That's a little political humor for the holidays.) Here's a link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/2361950944/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I3K4VATPPAJQ9N&colid=3JAKWELYRT04C&psc=0 Ack! Why Amazon always gotta be so long with the links!